LAUNCH FEED
CURATED — art loaded + real activity only; dead-on-arrival launches are hidden
WATCHING
RANKED BY WHAT'S ACTUALLY MOVING — proven wallets first; every
launch is still recorded. Tap any coin for its spotlight
Waiting for the next launch…
OUR POSITIONS 0 OPEN
None — on purpose. The monkey trades zero money until paper-trading
proves an edge on this recorded tape and the confidence gate opens.
AGENT
POLICYWatching every launch, entering none. It now knows
which wallets actually win — but knowing who is good is not yet proof that
following them pays, so it still records instead of betting.
PLAYBOOK — RULES & STRATEGIES
The refusal rules that will gate every future entry. Two are armed now;
three wait on detectors still being built.
Wallet intelligence — proven buyers scored from our tapeLIVE
Exit choice tuned by measured regret, not a fixed ruleLEARNING
Pick the real launch out of a decoy waveLEARNING
Insiders hold ≥30% of supplySOON
Creator has a history of instant dumpsSOON
Early buyers are one funder in disguiseSOON
Daily loss cap hit → stop enteringARMED
Network degraded → exits onlyARMED
How it will trade, once allowed: mostly
quick in-and-out (+30% target, −25% stop, 120s max hold);
rarely, recover the stake and let a small free bag ride. Skipping stays the default forever.
ROADMAP — WHAT UNLOCKS NEXT
Done: recording every launch;
the wallet miner (realized, fee-adjusted profit that survives
deleting a wallet's two best trades — same-block bots excluded, since nobody wins that race on
purpose); an adaptive tape that keeps recording any coin still
alive at 120s, up to 15 minutes, because both questions below are longer than two minutes.
Learning now: the
regret ledger replays every episode under every exit — fixed
target, trailing stops, recover-then-ride, diamond hands — priced with real fees and impact, and
scores each on what it left on the table versus the best exit available. And the
clone arbiter treats same-name waves as a comparison set instead
of a red flag, measuring which signal actually picks the member that ran, against what guessing
would score. Next: bundle/insider detection, dev rug history,
then paper trading — then, only through the gate, real size.
C 0.00GATE CLOSED
opens after 300 profitable-on-paper
episodes · until then: no real money
episodes · until then: no real money